[Moving down the street is a pair of individuals. Though moving might be a generous term, as the young, disheveled and put-upon man is really being shoved from behind down the sidewalk by an orange pony in a cowboy hat.]

Ah don't care if you don't want to or not, those letters said you have to and you are not ignoring your responsibilities while ( Read more... )

[Theo's been seeing injured people throughout the neighborhood, and listening to phone calls of people yelling and crying about getting hurt as a result of this whole sudden boxtop craze. He can't help but be a giant jackass towards all of you, like usual.]

You

people

are

idiots!

Did you honestly think nothing would happen? That it would be ( Read more... )